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Buckethead
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Two Pints
Lyricist：Brian Carroll, Daniel Thomas Monti
Hey Mr Bartender, give me a drink
I wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it
And that doesn't mean I can't handle
Anything stronger now, just think I'll wait a while
I'll have a pint of lager please
And a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
And a can of baked beans
So hey, Mrs Tongue Driver, give us a squeeze
But put your coat back down 'cos I ain't ready to leave
This doesn't mean I don't wanna take you back
You'll just have to wait for that
I'll have a pint of lager please
A complimentary striptease
Give me a pint of lager please
And a bag of green peas
Take me to the kebab hut
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So fill me up with flakes of manky mutton
High up to the top and don't be putting veg on that
Don't want no cabbage patch kebab, a dab of ketchup
Make it red and please make sure the sheep is dead
And throw some peppers in the bag
Would you like chili sauce on that?
And a pint of lager, please
With a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager, please
Some soft scoop ice cream
So hey, Mr Cab Driver, give me some breeze
It's been a long long night and it's repeating on me
And that doesn't mean it's time to
You know what I mean? Just open the window, geez
I'll have a pint of lager please
Don't give a monkey's
Give me a pint of lager please
And some processed cheese
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